i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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