new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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