ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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