So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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