We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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