dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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