when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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