she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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