I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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