He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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