why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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