People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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