Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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