Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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