..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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