a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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