So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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