Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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