he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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