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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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