did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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