North Korea, Best Korea!
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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