how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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