I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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