Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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