maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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