Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Boobs are out for the taking
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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