dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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