I think i peed on brittanys purse
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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