i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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