Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize