Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Still dying that you shit outside
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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