It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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Wow, so much racist penis envy.
what cell block were you in?
Welcome to the single mother club!
Can you even imagine how much getting a tattoo on your dick would hurt?!?
Once you go black....you get AIDS.
So you were raped?