We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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