hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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