I molested 6 butterflies tonight
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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