what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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