I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
bring money and cleavage
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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