Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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