do herpes really smell.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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