Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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