North Korea, Best Korea!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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