My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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