Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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