I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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