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Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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