I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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