It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I want to have your abortion
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Pants are for mortals
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