if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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