You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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