Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?