K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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