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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again

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• (518): View more from New York

  Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???

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  Oh God.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar

  (513): View more from Ohio

  That's fucking great actually

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"

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