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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass

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• (562): View more from California

  CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Come here I'm naked

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  And I want mozzarella sticks

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• (530): View more from California

  What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.

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