Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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