I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf