quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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