Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just found a bag of teeth...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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