I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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