We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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