Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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